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15 April 2014 @ 10:46 PM


She is not entirely wrong about this.

1 hour ago via osointricate (originally thenagger)
15 April 2014 @ 10:43 PM
keep running, Natalia
i'm not done with you, yet

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15 April 2014 @ 10:39 PM

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1 hour ago via parrotworm (originally allrnate)
15 April 2014 @ 8:08 PM


Sebastian Stan in The Covenant.

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4 hours ago via firelordsarah (originally uuuhshiny)
15 April 2014 @ 8:07 PM


look at the winter soldier’s little gloves though this guy is scraping his bitching metal arm all over the pavement those gloves dont even have fingers they arent protecting shit it’s a 100% aesthetic choice scientists are like “but what if we made him like 20% more badass” “good showing charles, lets give him punk rock hair while we’re at it” 


4 hours ago via osointricate (originally heckybarnes)
15 April 2014 @ 5:09 PM
#oh no

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9 hours ago via jollyasaroger (originally mishasminions)
15 April 2014 @ 1:29 PM


literature meme | 1/3 series A Series of Unfortunate Events

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. The Wide Window

Molehills are simply mounds of earth serving as condominiums for moles, and they have never caused anyone harm except for maybe a stubbed toe if you were walking around the wilderness without any shoes on. Mountains, however, are very large mounds of earth and are constantly causing problems. They are very tall, and when people try to climb them they often fall off, or get lost and die of starvation. Sometimes, two countries fight over who really owns a mountain, and thousands of people have to go to war and come home grumpy or wounded. And, of course, mountains serve as homes to mountain goats and mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children. So when someone is making a mountain out of a molehill, they are pretending that something is as horrible as a war or a ruined picnic when it is really only as horrible as a stubbed toe. | The Austere Academy

But if you refuse to entertain a notion—which is just a fancy way of saying that you refuse to think about a certain idea—you have to be much braver than someone who is merely facing some bloodthirsty animals, or some parents who are upset and find their little darling at the bottom of a well, because nobody knows what an idea will do when it goes off to entertain itself, particularly if the idea comes from a sinister villain. | The Vile Village

The story of the Baudelaires does not take place in a fictional land where lollipops grow on trees and singing mice do all of the chores. The story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something wrong with them, and where children can find themselves all alone in the world, struggling to understand the sinister mystery that surrounds themThe Carnivorous Carnival

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